Photo by Will Nielsen
Me: A Donald Glover-obsessed movie buff who tells non-Portlandians I’m from Portland (I’m really from Sherwood, OR). Side hustles include improv, reading film reviews, and purposefully stumbling out of planes.
Also, this isn’t a photograph. It’s actually a live feed of me trying to break the record for world’s longest-held Spidey pose. So far it’s been 176 days. In fact, could someone please bring food to the first floor of Allen Hall at The University of Oregon. I am famished and can no longer feel my fingers. Regardless, *thwip* *thwip*, and here’s my résumé.