Photo by Will Nielsen
Me: A Donald Glover-obsessed movie buff who tells non-Portlandians I’m from Portland (I’m really from Sherwood, OR). Skills and passions include selling, marketing, and working with people as much as possible. Side hustles include improv, reading film reviews, and purposefully stumbling out of planes.
Also, this isn’t a photograph. It’s actually a live feed of me trying to break the record for world’s longest-held Spidey pose. So far it’s been 176 days. In fact, could someone please bring food to the first floor of Allen Hall at The University of Oregon. I am famished and can no longer feel my fingers. Regardless, *thwip* *thwip*, and here’s my résumé.